This ain't Club Med
Don't expect us to meet you half way
You're not as smart here as you are out there
Don't expect us to buy your cigarettes
Room, board, unconditional love and free sex - not!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
Not all couples are co-dependent
Check your guns at the door
12 steps to Windward
So tell me all the rules . . .
Thoughts on body piercing