This ain't Club Med

Don't expect us to meet you half way

You're not as smart here as you are out there

Don't expect us to buy your cigarettes

Room, board, unconditional love and free sex - not!

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

Not all couples are co-dependent

Check your guns at the door

Deja moo

12 steps to Windward

Parataxic distortions

So tell me all the rules . . .

Thoughts on body piercing